Dill-Proof

Anything custom made to be sweat-proof, seawater-proof, semen-proof and nuclear blast-proof.

A: Damn that picture of Nicole Scherzinger was so fine , I came on the phone!
B: Fuck is the phone working?
A: Hells yeah it's Dill-Proof!

by Analtorpedo May 4, 2018

hot dill pickle

When after a late night of drinking, order another totally unnecessary drink (tud) and start putting the moves on a person by talking about your accomplishments.

Eric ordered another bourbon and a miller lite and started talking about Immanuel Kant's Perpetual Peace; it was about be a hot dill pickle type of night.

by Talisker December 20, 2019

Duffer-dill

1.(n) Sounds simmilar to daffodil; however this term is used to describe someone who performs stupid acts, makes stupid mistakes or says stupid things.

This term is a combination of both the words duffer and dill put together, making it a good way to describe your dickhead mates.

1."Jesus, that bloody Mel is a sure duffer-dill"

2."Did you hear what Chris did this time!! He left porn on the search history on the family computer. What a duffer-dill!!!"

by Shanga March 17, 2020

Dino Dill

A Male with a massive cock, someone with a cock that resembles a dinosaur

Austin Arneson lugs around a dino dill in his pants......Trey Larson shoves his dino dill into Jordie Siverson's 2 hole

by Austin Arneson January 4, 2012

Dills my pickle

A uncommonly used southern term that expresses your happiness.
Also,a somewhat inappropriate joke

Person 1:what did you do
Person2:I got some alligator beef jerky
Person1:wow
Person2:I know,it really dills my pickle!

by Moss rock November 14, 2023

dill put

An individual who is simple minded and slow to the point.

Whacks his head,
"DAGNABBIT, I TOLD YOU NOT TO THAT, YOU KNUCKLEHEADED DILL PUT!"

by Knicknackpattywhack November 19, 2023

Dill Dough

Stale bread dipped in pickle juice used as a dildo

Cindy took the whole dill dough baguette up her ass, Epic!

by TJmaxal January 12, 2024