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vauxhall diet

The so called slimming "diet" that can sometimes be a positive side-effect when you're going clubbing/festival-ing on at least a weekly basis and taking a cocktail of hunger-reducing drugs, predominately coke and MDMA. Originating from the gay scene in the Vauxhall area of London.
"Ooohh gurl, you looking skinny as fuck, have you started gyming?!"

"Nah mate, just been on a bit of a vauxhall diet the past few weekends"

"Ooohh you coke whore you!"
by Lyf Tho May 14, 2017
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Diet fart

An expolsion of gas from the bowels with plenty of sound but absolutely no smell
I was in a lift yesterday and farted but I was gutted it was a diet fart so even tho i left it in the lift there was no reaction
by GGTBod August 12, 2011
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Astronaut Diet

Going a period of time without actually eating just living off liquids and powders.
Last weekend in Hoboken was crazy I was up for three days on an astronaut diet.
by MonsterMazi January 25, 2014
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Tortoise Diet

One of the best reptilian animals. Foods include:

Mulberry leaves
Grape vine leaves
Hibiscus leaves
African hibiscus leaves
Blue hibiscus leaves
Rose of Sharon leaves
Rose leaves
Geraniums
Azania
Lavatera
Pansies
Petunias
Hostas
Honeysuckle
Cape honeysuckle
Leaves and blooms from any squash plant, like pumpkin, cucumber, summer squash, etc...
Young spineless opuntia cactus pads

Weeds:

There are so many!!!
Dandelion
Mallow
Filaree
Smooth Sow thistle
Prickly Sow thistle
Milk thistle
Goat head weed
Cats ear
Nettles
Trefoil
Wild onion
Wild mustard
Wild Garlic
Clovers
Broadleaf plantain
Narrow leaf plantain
Chick weed
Hawksbit
Hensbit
Hawksbeard
This is mostly for leopard tortoises and sulcata tortoises but for leopards less grass.
Tortoises need a big variety in their diet. Tortoise Diet
by #Animals4life January 21, 2018
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Diet Brooklyn

synonym for Staten Island, which is a lesser more suburban version of Brooklyn in NYC.
by Pbo August 1, 2005
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Diet Boomer

A member of Generation X who is starting exhibit some of the qualities of Baby Boomers.
My parents are so annoying; they are diet boomers.
by Electric Warrior November 5, 2020
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donut diet

Man! Jim has really packed on those spare tires.

That is what happens when you get on a donut diet.
by Hellsangel June 6, 2015
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