The Brummer Diet

Starvation due to the recent placement of braces on one’s teeth, often leading to death.

Victim: “I just got my braces today, it hurts like a butt cheek on a stick to eat anything!”
Bystander who doesn’t give a shit: “Sounds like you need to go on The Brummer Diet!”

by Pepsi_Patriarchy February 19, 2019

Mac Diet

A diet consisting of fast foods only, which will eventually lead to your demise.

Dude, that fat fuck must be on a Mac Diet!

by MacguyverGirl January 12, 2013

donut diet

The quintessential diet to put on a spare tire.

Man! Jim has really packed on those spare tires.

That is what happens when you get on a donut diet.

by Hellsangel June 6, 2015

Diet Water

An alcoholic drink that is considered healthy.

Person A: Hey! Wanna drink some Diet Water tonight with me?
Person B: No sorry, don’t really think any alcoholic drink is healthy

by Hennessee November 11, 2019

Diet fart

An expolsion of gas from the bowels with plenty of sound but absolutely no smell

I was in a lift yesterday and farted but I was gutted it was a diet fart so even tho i left it in the lift there was no reaction

by GGTBod August 12, 2011

McShave Diet

A quick way to drop 5 pounds by shitting out 2 quarts of cum after a busy evening at the bathhouse.

He's definitely going to be on a McShave diet after taking on the varsity football team last night behind the gym.

by Joeamato69 December 7, 2021

Stoner Diet

A person not necessarily a stoner , but its a lot of sweets and junk food like your stereotypical stoner.

She eats ice cream for breakfast .I swear she is on a stoner diet

by TheLettersYouWrote July 13, 2016