Decepticon

A homosexual individual (typically male), who presents or misrepresents himself as a heterosexual. This individual has the innate ability to avoid detection by a heterosexual individual's gaydar (a.k.a "stealthing it").

I always thought my roommate of five years was a real man's man. Turns out he actually was another man's man. I should have known he was a decepticon!

by Osama in yo' Mama November 14, 2009

deception

When you get your ass kicked when you are expecting something and it turns out to be the shittiest thing ever.

John: Yeah! Let's watch PORN!!! No deceptions like when I got dumped!
Michael: Yeah, but dude, isn't that your mom going down on that guy?
John: ..... WTF MOM!

by Unknownsssssss March 24, 2009

deceptikornz

Useless fat KFC-eating tubs of mooze. Who rape themselves. Anally. With police issue brooms.

Guy 1: I feel like a useless tub of shit.
Guy 2: So you feel like the Deceptikornz?
Guy 1: Yes, but with less of the anal raping.

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Deceitery

Deceitful by means of trickery; see trickery. Combination of deceit and trickery.

"Oh that question was hard, I can't believe it was on that exam. Pure deceitery."

by Shaun 3skimo March 26, 2009

Decentful

A bit less than wonderful.

I'm feeling pretty decentful today.

by Dat otha guy April 15, 2013

Decepticon

A Decepticon is a trangender that looks like the gender they transitioned to.

Turns out that girl I went back to my apartment with last night was actually a decepticon.

by HOLYHECK May 11, 2018

Decelerating

The act of slowing or bringing speed down.

He was decelerating the car.

by Oregano is great on pizza January 26, 2019