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Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange

Man, the bird website just isn’t the same now that they’ve actually gone and kicked Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange out of the nest.
by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021
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la salade de la dame

The eating of a cucumber that has just been used to pleasure a woman's vagina and clitoris to the point of orgasm with added virgin olive oil and wine!
Toning darling i fancy eating la salade de la dame. Do we have extra virging oil, wine and a cucumber in stock?
by Eating out69 April 19, 2025
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Miquel de la Mel

The new reconquest.
Dude, le’ts go to Miquel de la Mel’s concert, he’s the new reconquest.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Crème de la pussy

The act of multiple men ejaculating on a vagina and putting sugar on the semen then getting a blowtorch to create a crème brulè like surface. After this is done you can eat it with a spoon.
Me and the boys totally just pulled the Crème de la pussy on Mikes girl las night
by SyphilisConnosouir March 7, 2020
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Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
by TikTacToe November 24, 2021
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