David.. how can one even begin to describe a David. He is so handsome and so funny. He will have you smiling all day.. that’s if you get a chance to hang out with him since he’s usually always busy. But if he’s head over heels for you he will definitely make the time regardless if he’s super tired from work/school. A simple guy, a daydreamer (you’ll notice he tends to be in his head a lot) great listener but also a chatter box when he’s in a silly mood, optimistic, and a bit of a flirt even if he doesn’t notice. He can charm just about anyone with his smile and his big brown eyes, it’s hard not getting stuck in them. David makes a great friend and spouse but if you have him as both well let me just say you are so LUCKY!!
by imjustalittlesecret May 04, 2019
David is so fine
by Trillphill45 October 19, 2018
Biggest cock in the world, famous for doing Alabama hot pockets with his daughter's babysitter. His hydrolic water-cooling cock is measured at 16.4 feet which is perfect for tearing anyone's ass! He is currently viral on David Dobrik for having sex with his assistant (Natalie).
Natalie: OHHH THAT HYDROLIC COCK IS SO MASSIVE!!!! FUUUUUUCK!
David: Come to my bedroom.
Natalie: No I want to fuck you in the Tesla David Dobrik gave me.
David: I'll Alabama hot pocket you and Elon Musk you with my Space X cock.
David: Come to my bedroom.
Natalie: No I want to fuck you in the Tesla David Dobrik gave me.
David: I'll Alabama hot pocket you and Elon Musk you with my Space X cock.
by David Dobrik's assistant January 14, 2021
a david is an amazing dude who has a beautiful heavenly voice has a ton of friends and has the perfect body and will do anything when it comes to love and really opens up when around trusty friends and is perfect when it comes to kissing
"Oh man that David is hot he kissed me perfectly howdoes he do it. I wish every other man was like David"
by The Dicipated ChildTtttttttttt May 14, 2018
A guy you could trust with anything. Very sweet, sometimes flirty. Popular & will be completely nice to you whenever you are around him. Will defend you when he hears something being said about you. hard to tell how he feels sometimes.
blonde, and tall.
blonde, and tall.
by hoe.imyourworstnightmare.xx June 17, 2011
A person usually having a monsterous cock and is so manly that his dick has a dick(including pubes). He also has a talent of being able to have sex with an asian and a mexican chick at the same time making very beautiful melodies of organsim noises. He is so great that even though budda is his besy friend God still speaks with him because of his greatness.
by FirearmsPimp November 11, 2008
David is a person with a specifically large genitalia area commonly referred to as a limo because it has loads of seats and is very long, when I say long I mean long.
by Sgt. James June 28, 2019