Darren

Cock bigger then a Bulgarian weight lifters arms loves to dip the old badger in many honey pots at once.

Will one day end up making antique trains in his mum's basement when his penis falls off due to his crazy ex wife catching him screwing the dog again

Darren a horny boy

by El douche November 21, 2021

Darren

Good looking guy with thicc juicy ass would fuck him 100%

-hey is that darren?
-yes hes sooo hot

by MammonsAss November 25, 2021

Darren Horsley

When your booty is so big it could be used as a lifeboat.

The ship sank but it's cool because Stephanie had a Darren Horsley

by LordHufflepuff April 23, 2020

Darren

The best man to be with. Someone who you will live for

Your my Darren, and you gave me hope

by Rubywarlock February 15, 2020

Darren

A completely ignorant person who is way to self centered and seems to like arbys. He usually seems to look like he has autism and likes women with methed up teeth n faces that are oddly shaped like a Pitt bull. He is very attention seeking even scratches his arm and takes pictures to send to his exes in Hope of them feeling bad Darren is not a fun guy and his sex is so wack that you'd have more pleasue by putting in a tampon and he is very short in most areas and his butthole is big enough for a basketball

Oh look that idiot is such a Darren!

by Bootyhole motorboater March 18, 2020

Darren

A curly haired freak who doesn’t know what he wants. A BOY who can’t get their life together. a TERRIBLE DRIVER who can’t make his mind, and is childish.

Darren is a buzzkill !

by tehesorrytodisappoint June 15, 2020

Pen-y-Darren

Can you hear them?
The trains
They call to you
Listen to them
Join them
Become
Become one with the trains
Join The Ascension

Our one true god: Pen-y-Darren

by The Cosmic Conductor September 11, 2020