Danish Turntable

A male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese Danish (bakers choice). Once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female assumes the "doggy" position on the kitchen table. The male then proceeds to have intercourse with her through the European pastry. She immediately turns around and performs oral sex. She must then guess the flavor of the Danish filling before taking off the blindfold.

She totally failed at the Danish Turntable! She thought it was cherry, so we had to do it again!

by Tuffmcgruff September 15, 2022

Danish Caviar

The typical danish cuisine that is the giffel. Everyone in Denmark loves and adores this wonderful snack, and it is therefore regarded as the caviar of Denmark.

Random dude 1: "My girlfriend got me Danish Caviar"

Random dude 2: "oh man, she's a keeper!"

by Random dude #2 January 22, 2018

Danish Pancake

A small danish lady mounts your face and smears creme brule on your taint.

Oh ja, you like ze Danish Pancake? Let me add a bigger schmear.

Oh yeah, fold it like a Danish Pancake.

by fredfig March 28, 2024

Danish

bomber man

Man 1 : Do you know danish?
Man 2 : You mean the bomber?
*explodes*

by nauosdg89sqdqe August 30, 2022

Aidil Danish

Aidil Danish is name of one of king in golden age of Malay Kingdom.He is said to be handsome that the neighboring kingdom's princess fall in love with him.He is the only king in Malay kingdom that never lose a war in his time of reign.Due to this achievement,he is numerously considered as the greatest king throughout the Malay Kingdom.

Dude 1: Did you know about Aidil Danish?
Dude 2: Isn't that the guy that get laid with all the princesses.
Dude 1:He is such a chad

by ThisIsTrueFromMyExperience September 25, 2021

Danish

your friendly neighbor, a female wear a yellow hat with/with out a mask and holding a plastic bag and big scissor/knife, she went to an empty house to pick some grass to feed her rabbit

person 1 : Where are you going ?
Danish : to the empty house to pick some grass for my rabbit

by denishdraws May 7, 2020

Danish samar

Danish samar is a person who is always sad thinking about her ex because he is chutiya a big ass hole but matter of fact is that he is #dilwala

Person1:look there such a nice guy
Person2:what danish samar a nice guy impossible he is #kulla which makes him more special

by Chris12560 June 9, 2019