Conversational Cockblock

Whenever you're talking to somebody, and no matter what or how many witty or interesting things you say, they reply with things such as, "cool" or "yeah." They won't allow a good conversation by making it suck with their one word answers.
Debbie: "I was texting Conrad last night."
Sally: "What did you guys talk about?"
Debbie: "More like, "what did I talk about?" because he was being a conversational cockblock the whole time."
by playinitcool June 09, 2010
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conversation bottom

Not necessarily an introvert just someone that tends to stay quiet.
OMG! Say something you're being a conversation bottom!
by Yesitreallyis!!!!! March 25, 2016
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conversation shitter

A toilet in a school men's room where there is no stall or door around it, allowing for anyone else who walks in to begin conversation with you while you shit.
I don't like to be visible to others while I shit, but the only toilet in this restroom is a conversation shitter.
by bfoltz43 August 10, 2009
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quantum conversation

When you're talking with someone who says stuff you can't make sense out of, so you treat their sentences as a superposition of all possible interpretations and reply to them generically enough such that when the point finally becomes clear, all your previous replies still make sense and you didn't end up having to make a fool out of yourself along the way.
I've had such a quantum conversation with my friend again. Thankfully I finally managed to understand what he was on about before I agreed to something stupid.
by Tomlacko October 29, 2022
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Conversation Stopic

Adj-
1) An awkward comment stopping the flow of conversation between a group or individual

2) A topic of conversation that receives no reaction from the attempted audience
Liz: he's the classiest redneck i know

Greg: yeah i bet he gives good foot massages

Liz: ...conversation stopic
by CdaleBeatsSP January 05, 2011
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"Garrison the conversation"

To unabashedly powersteer the topic of conversation back to what you want to talk about, regardless of what anyone else thinks.
Person 1: "So anyway, that pretty much sums up me and Sunni's problems these days."

Person 2: "I'm sorry man. I hope it gets better soon! .....hey, did I ever tell you about my girlfriend from two years ago? She had this thing where she would always....."

(Person 1 interrupts, totally not listening or caring about what person 2 was saying in any form or fashion)

Person 1: "WELL, honestly, I just don't know what Sunni is thinking these days, or why these problems are even happening...."

(Person 2 feels ignored and annoyed)

Person 1 has shown an example of how to "Garrison the conversation".
by No One Has A Clue September 25, 2008
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conversation viagra

something you use to get boring people to talk
person 1: That movie was awesome!
person 2: ok
person 1: you need conversation viagra
by pippipcheerio May 13, 2011
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