A very short boy who sucks at soccer and sports in general
Is mad for his lack of long legs and even though there short he can’t touch his arms
Is mad for his lack of long legs and even though there short he can’t touch his arms
by AnonymousGirlScout April 16, 2022
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Colton is an absolute fucking menace. His massive sized penis scares even gods of the creation they have made. He plays golf on Sundays, lifts 500LB weights daily, eats bolts for breakfasts, and gets a new girlfriend every fucking day. Colton should not be messed with because he will fuck you up using his massive biceps.
by Ryuichee April 26, 2022
A very shy and socially akward person. They struggle with talking to people and with non verbal social cues. But once you get to know them, they are very talkative and they will always open up to you and try to help you. (sometimes a little too much). They can be smart, but thinks badly of themselves. A very emotional and easily annoyed person. is usually a cancer. They dont decide things for themselves and get overwhelmed easily, needing help sometimes. overall, a hard to understand person but they try when they can. can be pushy too, and has a lot of flaws. but gets over things very easily.
Popular kid: Colton's being so annoying! i dont want to be his partner...
Not popular kid: Maybe if you try to understand how he feels, he could be a great friend!
Popular kid: no you're weird ew go away stinky
Not popular kid: Maybe if you try to understand how he feels, he could be a great friend!
Popular kid: no you're weird ew go away stinky
by CranberryCoya June 02, 2023
A guy that talks to boys more then girls. He’ll answer your calls or FaceTimes whenever (unless he’s at practice). And when you see him somewhere he’ll take a picture of you from behind and send “ I see you bitch”
by Jack talks about meeeee August 20, 2022