Coffin body

When you get so baked so can't move at all, you may have to lay on the floor.

Can you make me a cup of tea?
No I can't move, I have coffin body.

by monkeynuts94 April 6, 2015

cuffing off

The action of jerking ones penis for pleasure

Jaime was caught by his gramma cuffing off in a sock

by lainey70 March 23, 2016

Coffin Dodger

Soldier or military person that has a reputation for surviving situations that no one usually gets away with.

That guy is a coffin dodger , stay away from him.

by The Coffin Dodger May 19, 2018

Coffinhopen

When a person has sex with another individual who has a fatal disease, and then has sex with another fatally diseased individual.

"Denise stop killing my friends with your shady coffinhopen around town!"

by Donna Johnson September 11, 2018

Coffin throat

When you force your girl into your dead grandmas coffin at the wake, then proceed to throat fuck them

“Man Beth gave me that coffin throat yesterday at the wake”

by Spitonitagaingrandma October 12, 2018

Coffin Maracas

When there is an earthquake and all the bodies in Coffins shake violently to make their loved ones do the Mexican shake

Guy 1: Hey is your house okay after the earthquake?

Guy 2 No but at least my neighborhood grave yard sounded like Coffin Maracas.

by Cavejoncen October 22, 2019

coffin dancer

one of the very few to dance with a coffin, very rare and badass

that coffin dancer is dancing fucking good

by Dylated April 29, 2020