the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t
Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.
Mike: Cool
Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there
Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
Mike: Cool
Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there
Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
by Android23 January 24, 2011
Get the designated cockblocker mug.primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.
Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments
Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments
Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!
> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!
> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
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YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)
YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)
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Get the COCKBLOCKED mug.someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .
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