penis coat

A little coat for a penis..i use a regular coat cuz my penis is so huge .

When it gets cold i wear 2 coats ..1 4 my penis n 1 4 me..ur gay with ur menis ..i do anal ..do u? penis coat!!!

by iplaynaked September 17, 2005

Coat Check

a condescending way to describe a socially bankrupt residence or situation, resulting in the following behavior. after some safe-sex with a less desirable, discard your used condom into the tramp's spent orifice and leave quickly.

bro, that girl's house was disgusting! she had, fuckin', old phonebooks and kittens everywhere. i mean, yeah i fucked her, but i finished fast, hit the coat check, and bounced.

by Schuyler The Liar October 04, 2010

Coat Hanger

A person owning very expensive suits.

Crusin down, bustin thangs, livin life like goldfinger, got myself a coat hanger...

Im livin large so i gotta get my coat hanger, swag!

by Migs!!! March 16, 2012

coat hanger

Military term used to descibe a Soldier that has so much pent up sexual frustration that every spare minute of said Soldier's life is spent masturbating with the same hand. The result of which, is a dong that has been bent at a 90 degree angle from so much repetition. see Doc Chach

"Man I caught Doc beatin' off again last night, that's like the 20th time this week. He's gotta be working a coat hanger down there by now."

by Mayar September 19, 2006

Trench Coat

Verb. To trench coat. Trench coating.

To preform sexual foreplay with the aid of a trench coat. Also may involve pole-dancing, striptease, and various name-calling.

"So what were you up to last night?"
"Oh the usual."
"The usual?" 0.o
"Me and Avs were getting it down, trench coating it all night long."

by That Random Chick January 22, 2008

sport coat

What the biggest pimps wear when they are looking fresh.

Yo, thats a pimped skizzed sport coat playa.

by Brian Hamilton June 16, 2006

wool coat

The extra skin that comes with an uncircumsised penis. When an uncircumsised penis is flaccid, it is wearing a wool coat. When it is erect, the wool coat is then disrobed.

It's hard to tell if he has a big penis or not because it's always wearing a wool coat.

by Sarah Snow June 02, 2006