choking the carrot

When a male sexually exites himself until he reaches climax.

Yesterday Steven's mom walked in on him while he was choking the carrot.

by tekilashotz6969 May 1, 2006

Cooking the bone

Cooking the bone is when you have a gonnorea infection, open herpes sores, or other paintful ailments with your penis, but you have sexual intercourse in spite of the extreme pain it causes.

My dick was on fire from this infection, but this girl was so smoking hot that I just went in anyways, totally cooking the bone.

by kk626kk April 28, 2009

Cooking Cape

Arguably The worst cape in RuneScape. generally acconpanies by dragon med helms, and occasionally trimmed by a fletching cape. i would be embarrassed to wear one.

Jeremy: Yo Brad look at that guy with the cooking cape. Brad: ROFL what a noob how embarrassing. Jeremy:

by Sqkuid Ward October 16, 2008

choking the chicken

when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.

male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken

by xxx_anonymouse_xxx November 22, 2015

Cooking

Skill of preparing food by heating it a high temperature to become edible.

Hey man stevens Cooking is amazing!

by ItsMeGEOFF October 28, 2017

Cooking duty

The cooking of excrement.

"Honey, it's your turn for cooking duty this week!"

by L's Pocky March 24, 2009

Choking the weasel

To masturbate

Nothing. Just scoping tits; choking the weasel.

by ThatGuyInPants March 14, 2011