chimpy

roberto glasse: leather jacket, banana throwing, feaces, chuckling, normally "chimps" have a very low amount of sleep, this is normally noticed by their baggy chimp eyes.

Chimpy dicks have been known to have a strange fetish for disney characters. For example Jasmine from Aladdin.

See also chimping

The act of walking down the street and kicking your friends feet because you are a clumsy chimp!

Person one: "Hey! Do you see that hairy guy over there dragging his knuckles along the floor like some sort of primate?"

Person two: "Yes! What a fucking chimpy bastard!"

OR

Person one: "I love bananas."

Person two: "You chimpy dick."

by scott lynch December 10, 2007

potato chip

Overdramatic line used in the anime "Deathnote" whereas the main character explains to us what he is doing to not get caught. Then for no reason says the like "I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!"

This started of a fad where people replace the words round. People added comments onto videos such as "I'll write a reply... AND POST IT!" and "I'll put my mouse over the video... AND REPLAY IT!".

I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!
I'll take your mum... AND EAT HER!!!
I'll take a JD... AND DRINK IT!!!
I'll write a nasty comment... AND BE A TROLL!!!

by FatalFart May 17, 2010

california potato chip

The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.

Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.

by Satan October 20, 2003

wood chip

When a female has an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris; female equivalent of a male having wood.

That guy is so hot, he could even give a lesbian a wood chip!

by southern_starshine October 8, 2011

An chip

Another word for a sad forgotten soal. Originated in Britain from two drunk teens.

Wow your such an chip!
You little chip!

by Ye. Nan is amazing February 20, 2020

Fish and Chip Moment

A feeling of intense disappointment, an expectation of euphoria and happiness, cruelly taken away at the last second just as it is imminent.

Imagine you are 11 years old, you are going to your local fish and chip shop with a five pound note in your back pocket that has taken you all week to save and you are really excited and desperately looking forward to some beautiful fish and chips. You are really excited but alas, as you walk out of the shop with the goods wrapped under your arm in newspaper, you drop it onto the rain drenched road, the fish and chips spilling everywhere...

Thus, when referring to a silmiar scenario, one can say "It's a fish and chip moment", or "That was a fish and chip moment."

by Mich1983 January 13, 2010

Chip The Ripper

Best known from rapping in the office
Created one of the best memes from Something Awful forums.

Chip The Ripper:

Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

by Synsane April 26, 2009