purple children

Kids who do drugs like drink lean etc

they drink lean almost everyday ,mayen they are some purple children

by Cocaine baby May 16, 2015

Mongolian Children

What I keep in my basement

I have a Mongolian children on my basement

by MEJION July 6, 2020

Children Of The Corn

When having sex with a girl, pull out right before ejaculation and finish on to a stick of corn on the cob. Then make her eat said cob covered in your baby gravy.

My girlfriend was horny and hungry last night. Gave her some Children Of The Corn, killed two birds with one load.

by LetsPlayFootsies June 11, 2022

sire of the children

The Father or head of the house. Usually enforces the rules upon children.

"Wow those kids are so respectful and kind!"

"That is because the Sire of the Children makes them follow the rules."

by Vy365 February 2, 2017

Satan's Children

A discord server filled with simps and idiots

Person: This place looks like Satan's Children

by Jarnsida May 10, 2020

Children of Bodom

A Finnish Melodic Death Metal band who were brilliantly awesome with the unique entwining of guitar and keyboard solos. Until one day they met the representatives of MTV. They decided to destroy all their melodic nature (except for the keyboard) and replaced it with cold, tinny, muddy, industrial sound. This appealled to the teenagers with severe surplus of angst, a.k.a almost ALL teenagers, and made megabucks from them.

CoB were brilliant back in the day, but since Are You Dead Yet they're not up to the same standard. Some may blame this on their attempt to lose their Power Metal image, but lost their last remnants of songwriting talent instead.

Oh well, back to Kalmah.

Metalhead A - "Do you like Children of Bodom?!"

Metalhead B - "Ehh. I suppose they're okay now. Still prefer Kalmah".

by Tordah February 17, 2009

Married with children

A term used to describe someone who is believed to be homosexual but will not 'come out' until much later in life, usually after they've gotten married and had children.

Guy 1: What?! I thought Adrian was gay!

Guy 2: Me too, I think he's just married with children. Shame really...

by Merlin. September 8, 2010