Hot Carlson

A huge steaming turd

Dan: Dude I just left a Hot Carlson in that Wendy’s bathroom.

by Dirty Mike and the Fellas September 2, 2023

The Carlson

Transmitting gonorrhea

Oh man that girl has the Carlson stay away from her

by Catmilklover December 10, 2023

182 carlson place

oh my god its everywhere

Person 1: yo bro you seen that new femboy function>
Person 2: yeah 182 carlson place
Person 1: factssssssssssssss

by wheezeeeeeeeeamogus July 23, 2024

John Carlson

a pretty cool dude

he is john carlson

by beaaver August 19, 2025

Do A Carlton

To do a Carlton means to move on a short term loan to a different city so you can get WiFi.

Juan Cuadrado dexuded to Do a Carlton when he found out he had no WiFi for a few years.

by Ncfc123 February 7, 2017

franklin bennett carlton

a funny guy who is attracted to hippies and has a kink for gingers and has the biggest dick imaginable
he is super nice and lemme just say so is that dick
he is funny as hell and is a druggy but that is why you love him
he pisses his pants hourly and poops his pants every minute
hes the best man and gets all the pussy he can

hes kinda stupid and gay

Damn, I got lucky enough to get a Franklin Bennett Carlton

by bruhwhatsgoingon January 9, 2021

devon lee carlson

owner of Wildflower Cases- babydoll dresser, the ultimate 2020s 'cool girl', shitposts on instagram and goes viral for wearing niche celebrity brands like frankies bikinis, praying, and realisation par. is mid???

who's that hottie over there squatting on a lamppost?
oh, that's devon lee carlson lmao

by surlypiscesgirl May 31, 2022