by Joshua Morris October 15, 2008
Get the Cactus Fartmug. by bookoute March 27, 2009
Get the Swedish Cactusmug. A half-demon creature, created when the soul of an ancient cactus-demon from the days of plant-worship inhabits the body of a human in the here-and-now. There is only one confirmed spooky cactus in existence, believed to be hidden in the north of England. From the careful analysis of this one isolated case, we have discovered that spooky cacti are blunt, cynical, sarcastic and taunt humankind for kicks.
'The spooky cactus had awoken, and was glaring with an uncertain cactical fury at the toaster, which she could not quite decided whether or not to make the victim of flaming spiny cactuslike wrath.'
by Celestia Cloud April 21, 2005
Get the spooky cactusmug. After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.
by Ceita May 2, 2022
Get the Soggy Cactusmug. When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.
by King James 1:13 July 21, 2020
Get the Arizona Cactusmug. by weebweebweeb41 May 6, 2018
Get the Raging Cactusmug. by PussyDestroyer6869 July 3, 2017
Get the reverse cactusmug.