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Taking control

When you bang a (smaller) person from behind and can lift him/her from the ground thus controlling the direction of movement during fornication.
"I fucked Rachel hard yesterday, totally was taking control of her! We started in the bedroom and ended in the kitchen!"
"Dude, she weighs like 400 pounds..."
"You don't believe me?"
by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019
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crackhead control

A jiu-jitsu position in which a fighter on his back wraps both legs around the back of his opponent's head, holding them in place using one of his arms. This allows him to control his opponent's head and shoulder and stifle their attacks.
When I typed crackhead control into google images all i got was pictures of Amy Winehouse
by electricify December 19, 2011
mugGet the crackhead controlmug.

Wrist Control

"You see you need wrist control to keep the mugger form mugging you. Then once you have wrist control you pull out your gun!"
by Mr.Wrist control January 2, 2012
mugGet the Wrist Controlmug.

Selfie Control

When you take an amazing selfie but decided wait a few days to post it on social media because you've already posted too many pictures, status updates, selfies, etc. recently.
"Omg I love this selfie of me! I look so good! I think I'm going to post it on Instagram."

"Dude have some selfie control. You've put up 2 statuses, 1 selfie, and 3 group photos in 4 days. You gotta chillax or people are going to think you have no life."
by Ramnation1 November 10, 2014
mugGet the Selfie Controlmug.

Quality Control

A system on UrbanDictionary that allows whiney people to erase definitions that they find *extremely* offensive.
I hate your guts, quality control!
by Ainolketta January 28, 2007
mugGet the Quality Controlmug.

Controlled mistake

When people so perfect, so prestine, so accomplished, and immaculate; mess up just so they can see what it's like.
Evan: you just face timed me?

Joe: I didn't mean to

Evan: way to fuck up

Joe: sometimes I like to know what it's like to make a controlled mistake
by Jsquared4.0 December 9, 2012
mugGet the Controlled mistakemug.

Colbert Control

When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.
Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.
by misszombie June 1, 2011
mugGet the Colbert Controlmug.

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