Tries too hard to be funny and everyone fucking hates him. Tries to play football but can barely catch/ throw. Fuck Bryant
by Bigdickgothgf August 14, 2019
Get the Bryantmug. Awesome basketball legend that career happened from 1997- 2016. He played full time with the Lakers and is famous for his 81 point game against the Toronto Raptors. He died in January 2020 in a helicopter along with his daught Gigi
I watched a highlight reel of Kobe Bryant on YouTube last night.
Kobe Bryant and Shaquille o Neal had a feud I think
Kobe Bryant and Shaquille o Neal had a feud I think
by 7234 May 12, 2020
Get the Kobe Bryantmug. by dinabryantsgf September 15, 2021
Get the Dina Bryantmug. by sexcrazedmonster October 17, 2022
Get the Bryantmug. An unknown species from an unknown location in the wilderness, high key homeless, but likes to tell people they’re not so that they don’t get shouted at. A Bryant usually has many hobbies, one of them includes photography:
A bryant loves To photograph pedestrians without their consent.
Sometimes a Bryant may even break into your house and photograph your treadmill.
Watch out
A bryant loves To photograph pedestrians without their consent.
Sometimes a Bryant may even break into your house and photograph your treadmill.
Watch out
Bro 1: “bro you hear that, sounds like someone’s in your gym”
Bro 2: “bro the other day when I went in there, there were about 20 odd tripods with go pros set up around my treadmill, and when i looked at the footage from these go pros, there was this weird man in a belly top and booty shorts running on my treadmill chanting homophobic slurs”
Bro 1: bro....I don’t know how to put this...but I think you’ve been infested with Bryantas bugs”
Bro 2: dude...how do I get rid of them?
Bro 1: bro, you can’t.
Bro 2: “bro the other day when I went in there, there were about 20 odd tripods with go pros set up around my treadmill, and when i looked at the footage from these go pros, there was this weird man in a belly top and booty shorts running on my treadmill chanting homophobic slurs”
Bro 1: bro....I don’t know how to put this...but I think you’ve been infested with Bryantas bugs”
Bro 2: dude...how do I get rid of them?
Bro 1: bro, you can’t.
by Smolbean tarik April 17, 2019
Get the Bryantmug. 
by Mr memeer November 12, 2019
Get the Barney Bryantmug.