Bolt

Ejaculate

I just bolted all over mums lasagne

by MR Length August 2, 2021

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jewish lightning bolt

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.

did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.

by BigDickSamantha#2 December 7, 2016

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Bolt Seeker

A seemingly crazy person. Someone with a Screw Loose, therefore they need a bolt to tighten it.

That Prime Minister Sunak is a right Bolt Seeker cancelling rules that didn't exist.

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Anyone that rides a bicycle without a helmet is a total Bolt Seeker

by anonymous September 22, 2023

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Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly

Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"

by lusealdickman September 18, 2016

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Holt Bolt

When your countries leader disappears under strange, mysterious or controversial circumstances and never reappears.

“After such a long failed campaign to take Ukraine, Putin decided he had no other option than to enact the Holt Bolt”

by GhillieGuy97 June 21, 2023

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Better baiting bolt beating

The AI equivalent of post nut clarity. Often used when a discord bot is screwed and needs a few kinks worked on.

Person 1: Right now, it's a bot issue, as in the bot isn't doing what we tell it to do lol
Person 2: That bot needs to relieve some sexual tension

Person 3:So what I'm understanding is your saying the bot needs a better baiting bolt beating release?
Person 1: huh!?
Person 2: I perform better after a tune up.
Person 3: So you need to get better at baitin and beatin them bolts and the bot will think clearly

by XwtfbobX October 18, 2022

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