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blard

An inept or clueless blind person, combining blind and retard. Also used to refer to a blind person doing something socially awkward, such as tripping over a chair or dropping a plate of food. The use comes primarily from other blind people and is used jokingly.
Man, Tim looked like a real blard when he ran into that little girl with his tray.
by Joey Zee March 11, 2008
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blarg

The sound of blood rushing up the throat as somebody is screaming making the scream gargled. It is now used in several different manners, nearly all of which have nothing to do with this effect. Blarg usually occurs just prior to death.
Blarg, I am defeated.
by Bikkusu May 23, 2006
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BLARG I eats you om nom nom
by cleophus randolpho the 3rd April 29, 2008
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Blarg

"Dude i was totally blarging in my room when my dad walked in it was so blarg."
"Dude theat's so blarg"

"Shut the fuck up you blarg!"
"well at least i dont blarg on blarg all blarging day fucktard."
by Waytoomuchbakingsoda May 21, 2009
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BLARGH!

A expression used to describe frustration or anger.

Can also be used to say no to someone.
Example 1

Person 1: Fuck You, man!
Person 2: Whats your problem, dude?
Person 1: BLARGH!

Example 2
Person 1: Would you like to do something tonight?
Person 2: BLARGH!
by Amilliah August 22, 2009
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Blarg

A word I thought I made up until I saw how many other people commonly use it.
Hey, guess what? Blarg.
by Lieutenant Tarpit June 30, 2004
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Blargh

Blargh.

1) A saying somewhere inbetween "Blah" and "Argh". Generally one of frustration.

2) The noise you make whenever you're going through another FGE (Fucking growth experience).

3) A noise/word to say/type when you're reminded somehow of Glen Coco from the most useless Lindsay Lohan film out there, Mean Girls.

4) Also referring to Glen Coco, a noise you make when you think of candy canes, regarding the fact that Glen Coco received four at christmas.
1) "Blargh."
2) "I'm gonna fail math if I don't do my homework...blargh."
3). "Blargh. Glen Coco is mocking me in my head."
4) "Candy canes? Yo. I'm all like, blargh now."
by Fweeness March 8, 2009
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