blurf

1. an expletive used to express disdain or annoyance

2. anything and everything

1. Blurf! I just got a dirty sanchez!

2. CARFIN PUDDY MERKER! I JUST BLURFED ON YOUR MOM.

by T and POPO April 22, 2007

Blurt

Sperm, Ejaculate, Cum

"I really want to blurt on her face"

by Jordo81 January 3, 2008

blurter

An Australian term for ass.

my blurter has ring burn

by john satan smith August 27, 2003

Blurple

To be so dark (Skin-tone wise) to have a little bit of purple. Also known as a combination of black and purple.

Man, Jabril is so Blurple

by Meaty Nugget December 18, 2014

blurry facial

the act of ejaculating during anal intercourse , then having the ejaculate sprayed onto your face via flatulent projection.

hey Tanner, gimme a blurry facial
wow! that was quite a blurry facial
dave likes blurry facials.
did you see scott take that blurry facial?

by Taylor Keith Gregory April 25, 2007

blurping mud

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!

by dfiantone December 16, 2005

blurt

when you tell someone to get out of a place fast.

"o my god he's coming"
"crap!"
"blurt"

by SeXy PrI October 25, 2004