blues

Background: The Delta
Definition: n. The music you play and the songs you sing when you get blue . This music is often played in 12 bar melodies using the I-IV-V chord progression.

Definition: n. The bad shit that happens in your life to make you sing the blues .

Everynight I go to sleep. . . the blues, they fall down like rain.

by Wesley B. April 4, 2005

Blind Man's Bluff

A derivation of "tag" played on a jungle-gym where the person who's "it" is blindfolded and all players are not permitted to touch the ground.

I have a killer bruise on my shin from jumping from the slide to the monkey bars, avoiding the person who was "it" while playing blind man's bluff.

by Juan Pedrohijo February 25, 2009

post porn blues

The feeling of disgust in ones self when climaxing mid porn and having to continue viewing the porno.

I was watching some heaps dirty porno, finished before it ended and had to deal with the post porn blues. I felt so dirty.

by shxhckl September 24, 2011

super jew double bluff

To return to the cookie tray two sides of an Oreo Cookie (with no filling) for someone else to take, while enjoying you newly created extra filled Oreo.

J: While chewing the fillingless cookie "Did you put those two sides together and put it back in the tray?!"
M: "Yes! You got hit with the super jew double bluff!"

by SHM January 4, 2008

Legato Bluesummers

one sexy man..*drools*...if you like evil sadists...o.0x

Legato's my bitch.

by no one important October 23, 2003

Bluffkin

As opposed to the blumpkin, in which a dude gets his cock sucked while taking a dump, a bluffkin is:

a) the act in which a dude believes that his lady is going to suck his cock whilst he is taking a dump and instead, she leaves him alone such that he only takes a dump el solo;

b) the act in which a dude convinces his lady to suck his cock while he takes a dump, but doesn't actually poop.

1) I was totally gonna give my boyfriend a blumpkin, but he never pooped and thus, bluffkinned me.

2) Dude, my girlfriend gave me a bluffkin last night. I was so ready to shit and cum at the same time its not even funny. But she denied me the blumpkin. Bitch.

by Bulbous Jack H November 17, 2011

Midnight Blues

Code term used to represent a black and/or African American person in a public setting.

Hehe check it out, Midnight Blues over there under tha bridge. Shit son, we be in the Midnight Blues part of town

by The SilentSiren July 4, 2007