Whale Blubber

A term to use when you have a lFrench roomate who doesn't understand much, and you really like to mess with

I'm as beatiful as a whale blubber!

by StupidFrenchDude October 18, 2018

bumpin' blubber

When two or more overweight or obese individuals engage in sexual intercourse

Sherryl, Bobby, and Betty Sue were holed up in their doublewide all night chuggin' Nattys and bumpin' blubber!

by geirlodnir March 9, 2019

Duck blubber plug

The build up of sperm from one's penile connal, gets it's distinctive taste and odorous smell from build up of dick sweat and other genital liquids after roughly 2 months build up, ingesters of the blubber have been know to feel a medium buzz that may last up to 4 hours.

He sucked all of that duck blubber plug out of old mate, he's Gunna peaking.

by Pipchingong May 22, 2021

Duubie Buubie Day

As a sequel to Steak & Blow Job Day, Duubie Buubie Day is on the 8th of August. It can also refer to the double eight seen in the numeric writing of the date (8/8 - double boob day).

On this day, it is encouraged to light up a doobie (marijuana cigarette) for your girlfriend while simultaneously playing with/appreciating her boobies.

Hey man, are you ready for Duubie Buubie Day? We owe our girlfriends after Steak & Blow Job Day.

by urband070 September 25, 2025

Down for the blubber

Willing to have sex with a fat woman.

Bro, she was the size of a small state, but it was last call so I was down for the blubber.

by DaHolmes February 25, 2024

No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!

A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024