verbal blowjob

excessive verbal praise making the receiver elated

Your last comment was beyond brown noising. You better wipe your chin after that verbal blowjob.

by gssmallie February 10, 2007

presidential blowjob

When you're getting a blow job and the girl deepthroats while sticking a finger up your ass.

It was my birthday last night so Natasha gave me one of them presidential blowjobs. Walked funny for a bit though.

by captainsalsa May 2, 2007

Blowjob Sandwich

When two girls suck both sides of a dick at the same time.

Guy 1: Marry and Jane gave me a mad blowjob sandwich on Friday.
Guy 2: That's fuckin' sweet dude.

by Bobby Mc Bobbster February 1, 2017

blowjob

One of the best things a woman can give to a man.

She gave me a blowjob because she loves me.

by iheartwomen October 23, 2007

Blowjob artist

A woman who sucks cock like a professional.

Man, that bitch is a blowjob artist.

by DeanNJ March 9, 2007

blowjob tits

Tits that are big enough so that a guy can tit-fuck a girl and still get his penis into her mouth at the same time.

Did you see the pair of blowjob tits on that girl?

by psedge February 27, 2008

jalapeno blowjob

When a person, typically a female, prepares salsa containing jalapeno peppers subsequently performs felacio using their hand and the oil gets onto the penis. Thereby inducing a burning sensation on both the penis and the mouth of the blow-job giver.

My wife made a great salsa, but i got a jalapeno blowjob later that night and had to take a shower to make the burn stop.

by Drewski Laflair June 15, 2017