Crank that Benjamin

to do a girl with bifocals on, you pull out and jizz on her hair and electrocute it

that girl was pissing me off so i proceeded to Crank that Benjamin on her

by mister Chad March 24, 2008

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

The most boring, tedious movie i've ever wasted my time on. I don't even know why everyone seems to have liked it. The plot idea is decent i guess, but they could've made it more interesting, because it was boring as shit and way to long. Seriously.

OMG i had to see the curious case of benjamin button so i chopped off my leg just out of boredom.

by whootwhoot March 25, 2009

benjaminx

Definition: Use to describe a clever, cool,sexy person.+Slipknot fan (Maggot)

Example 1: Wow that person is so benjamin xiong!!! Steaming hot!

Example 2: Wow another benjaminx? Wow he is addicted to slipknot.

Example 3:

XDarkmageX says: Benjaminx is the best friend i have. = He is very smart. He got 233x on his SAT!!!

by XdarkmageX March 4, 2009

benjamin bentley

Benjamin Bentley has the longest penis ever known to man and has a great sense of humour. He also knows how to pleasure women really well.

'Wow Benjamin bentley was great last night'

by Adoffhitler June 21, 2017

Benjamin

He's a frogman with huge eyes but still gets hoes somehow

Here comes Benjamin the frogman

by Thicc nigga May 21, 2018

Benjamin Lee

Sophisticated Prick who is very uneducated. Basically, no one likes him. But because of his small dick and large motivation to fuck, he tries to get many girls. CryBaby, fucking dog face and the biggest dick in the world.

Bro, i heard someone likes Wei Ju. Must be a Benjamin Lee.

by Wei Ju April 10, 2019

Filthy Benjamin

Anally fucking a woman that has a lightbulb in her mouth whilst flying a kite in a lightning storm.

Heather was feeling frisky and begged me to give her a Filthy Benjamin while it was storming out...and I'll be damned if that lightbulb didn't glow!

by JizzleMcGrizzle March 31, 2014