Barefoot Contessa

The act of inserting your big toe into a woman's vagina while receiving oral sex.

My girlfriend loves it when I give her the old barefoot contessa.

by rawhide33 September 2, 2011

Barelobe

An earlobe that isn't pierced. A big no-no for girls, but fine for boys.

My best friend, she has barelobes, it's disgusting.

by CarloMark July 29, 2010

Barton 2B

1 Noun: An organization of the best and most bad ass at RPI.

2 Adjective: Like A Boss.

Chuck Norris applied to be an RA in Barton 2B but didn't make the cut.

by Barton 2B November 14, 2011

bartool

a person that has to much to drink in a bar and wants to fight everyone

He has drank so much he has turned into a bartool

by Mr Munchkin March 19, 2015

Barstooling

The act of soaking a tampon or similar absorbant object in vodka and inserting it into the anus, in order to absorb alcohol directly into the system in an area where the ingestion of alcohol is prohibited.

Alcohol was prohibited at the street fair, but I was barstooling vodka, so I was okay.

by Nuksulcow August 17, 2016

Bareth

Long-form version of the name Barry, mirroring the similar combination of Garry/Gareth. Sadly fictional.

Barry Manilow (born Bareth Alan Pincus; June 17, 1943) is an American singer-songwriter

by YellarMail December 14, 2017

bartowski curse

Every bartowski has put their family in danger and then had to leave them in order to protect them.

Chuck: I have the bartowski curse, I put my sister in danger.
Sarah: It's not going to be like that, you got me.

by SipTheSoup May 5, 2018