Poon-Balloon

That puff of fat often wedged between a fat bitches belt and her massive thighs. It is a balloon of fat which covers the poon region and is, in most cases, encased by tight ass pants.
Question: "Do these pants make me look fat?"

Answer: "I can see your massive Poon-Balloon......GET SURGERY BITCH!"
by Dell.556 July 24, 2011
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indian balloon

The act of placing a balloon in a woman's vagina and then making it explode with your teeth.
Oh, bro melody loved the indian balloon i gave her last night.
by white money January 24, 2011
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Balloon Tits

Massive tits that are of unhealthy size and or shape. They are so immense that upon falling on them, one will bounce back up.
Dude, that bartender had total balloon tits.
by beachballjugs July 31, 2015
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balloon fever

a word filter on Bemanistyle for the word "gay"
Im completely balloon fever for bridget
by MR RUSSIA May 09, 2005
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Water Balloon

When someone urinates in your butt during sex.
I'm going to water balloon that chick later. A nice warm stream right in her butt.
by Missyknowsall September 15, 2009
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slippery balloon

When you wake up following an evening of anal sex with a used condom in your ass. A.K.A. "the crying Johnny"
I went to scratch my balls and to my surprise I discovered a slippery balloon.
by Justin Sturges February 03, 2006
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Pink Balloon

When your having butt sex and the anus goes inside out
I was filming Jeff and Matt having butt sex last night and Jeff gave Matt he biggest pink balloon I'd ever seen!
by Steve2423 December 04, 2008
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