put on your gay badge

it means to pack a bowl, when someone tells you to put your gay badge on you take out your pipe and pack the bowl
"ay man you needa put on your gay badge so we can get toked"
by brian October 2, 2004
mugGet the put on your gay badgemug.
The phrase is used either when one person doesn't want to do what another person tells them to do or someone sets something/someone on fire. Now it is usually adapted to make more sense in a conversation or when giving a girl a Charizard.
Ash: Charizard, use Fire Blast!
Charizard: (burns Ash) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!

Rapist: It's raping time!
Rapee: (Kicks rapist in the balls) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO RAPE ME!
by BAHBP73 October 6, 2011
mugGet the YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!mug.

off the badge

I can't go out today, the kids are off the badge.
by Tuesday Darling July 10, 2018
mugGet the off the badgemug.

rent-a-badge

Don't call College of DuPage Public Safety this because the campus is big enough to require it's own police force. Wheaton College public safety are known as the equal to a mall cop as they have no firearms. College of DuPage Police are often driving in marked police cars as they're fully armed and trained on the Off Campus Center across the building. They don't call College of DuPage the college of law enforcement for nothing. They were teaching them how to handle cybercrime in 1997, and the webmasters were training them how to bust pedophiles aka Perverted Justice .
The Public Safety at College of DuPage will joke with you but what ever you do, don't call them a rent-a-badge because they will nail you for slandering a police officer. Wheaton College on the other hand, call them what you want over the events of the Hijab Affair They have a fully functioning Police Department and often carrying a glock for their sidearm choice. According to Wikipedia Public Safety at College of DuPage are known as Campus Police.
by illinoishorrorman August 22, 2018
mugGet the rent-a-badgemug.

Badge-Surfing

Badge surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple woman in a short period of time.
Alex should probably go get checked after all that badge-surfing he’s been doing.
by the_masked_vocabularanty November 15, 2022
mugGet the Badge-Surfingmug.

Badge Surfing

Badge Surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple different women in a short period of time.

This word combines badge(slang for vagina) and channel surfing.
Alex has been doing a lot of badge surfing since he broke up with his ex.
by the_masked_vocabularanty November 16, 2022
mugGet the Badge Surfingmug.

Badge Nazi

Someone who thinks only German cars are good and hates on cars made by companies of other countries. They judge a car based off the car badge/emblem brand and assume any car badge of any non-German company is bad. They overlook the car itself and only care about the German brand name. Hence the term Nazi because they only like German cars and hate every car that isn't from a German brand.
Person: Ooh look at that Corvette!
Badge Nazi: Who cares, any 4-series is better than that because it ain't from the autobahn.
by tripleu July 16, 2016
mugGet the Badge Nazimug.

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