Backseat Texting

Telling someone what or how they should text.

John- Dude you should text her "Fuck You!"
Bob- Quit backseat texting.

by EmotionLord44 October 3, 2016

backseat blow torch

The act of preforming oral sex in the back seat of a car multiple times

Omg Tiffany is such a backseat blow torch. She blew Ryan in the backseat of his car like 8 different times.

by Ryan Surevva January 13, 2014

Backseat barnstorming

Having sex in the back seat of a car

"Man, the couple across from me in the parking lot is doing some backseat barnstorming"

by Geoff the Jeff February 8, 2022

Backseat cabbage

When you're having sex in a car in the front seat and when the guy gets off he catches it in his hand and throws it in the backseat so no one has to sit in the wet spot.

Yeah I'll give you a ride. Just if you don't mind the backseat cabbage we'll throw a blanket over it or something

by Madam Amanda May 25, 2023

Backseat Gulag

When your team member is dead and they try to tell you how to play Gulag

Person1: Bruh he was on your left you could've shot him easily....

Person2: Shut the fuck up you're being a Backseat Gulag

by KhandabarIndia May 3, 2020

Backseat Vacuuming

Don’t be a douche

“Make sure to vacuum thoroughly”
“Dad, stop backseat vacuuming!”

by bryce harper’s arm sleeve August 17, 2021

Backseat Kiss

When you fuck in the backseat, and she pushes you up against the front seat, giving you no way to pull out.

"Dude I fucked jenny last night in the car and she gave me a backseat kiss!"

by theoneandonlymeanman November 19, 2021