No Take Backs

When at work or school you spend hours upon hours on a project and present it with excitement, but then it gets shot down or asked to be tweaked to a ridiculous level. Next time you turn in the project you call NO TAKE BACKS!

- Then your boss realizes he/she can't send it back and accepts it.
- Then they realize their GIVE BACKS were dumb and learn that the first project was great and they were just being a douche.

Win. WIn.

E-Mail 1: "Sir, here is the PDF of the ad I finished up."

E-Mail 2: "David, This is (boss) I can't seem to print the edges. Could you go back and bring the font size down and more to the center, then take the background and bring it up a smidge, then add some color. That's it. Looks good besides that!"

FAST FORWARD A WEEK LATER-

E-Mail 1: "Sir, here is the PDF of the ad I finished up. NO TAKE BACKS!"

E-Mail 4: David, This is (boss) I need some things changed in the add but since you called "NO TAKE BACKS" I will just go with it. It's actually really good. Great job!

by Jsanctuary13 May 21, 2011

backseat mothering

Unsolicited advice from someone you clearly don't care to talk to.

I've had about as much backseat mothering as I can stomach from this bitch.

by Darien July 20, 2008

backseat rider

A girl who pretends to be crunk just for the excuse to hook up with a guy in his car. These hookups tend to be a one time thing, and they never conversate again because of strange things the girl and guy did that would be embarrassing to discus. Usually this is a mentality of a group of friends rather than a single person.

Andy: So I left with her after the party and we just hung out.

Sarah: Yeahhhh, don't lie, everybody knows that she is a backseat rider.

by Hahahano April 23, 2006

designated backseat driver

the annoying drunk you're driving home that keeps yelling out directions to his/her house

drunk guy: yooo take a left right there
you: dude those are trees
drunk guy: just trust me....

drunk guy= designated backseat driver

by yomommasofat June 28, 2009

take-backsies

When you have a child but you must keep it and cannot shove it back in

Person 1:Damn I didn’t want this thing

Person 2:Welp there’s no take-backsies

by Ugh Nope January 1, 2018

Jonas Backsex

Term used to describe when any of the Jonas Brothers are touching backs while performing. Usually between Kevin and Joe, whilst Kevin plays guitar and Joe sings. Orgasmic.

I would give anything to be in the middle of some luscious Jonas Backsex.

by Lady Joner March 12, 2009

backshots

When your girl is laying on her stomach, legs together while you thrust in and out of her vagina.
Very tight, and also causes maximum penetration/movement with the least effort.

right before you jizz, flip your girl over (if she's on her back) for some wonderful backshots.

by Bill Bine December 22, 2004