Average Pooch

A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.

Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.

Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.

by the_fake_Henderson_G June 5, 2020

Ayeasiablu

Cute girl, shy, likes cheesy anime, SO much crackhead energy.

THERE'S AN AYEASIABLU, RUN!!!!

by eddie pottr June 30, 2020

averagebuildz

A minecraft youtuber who enjoys doing what he does. He tends to upload skyblock videos along with minigames

Averagebuildz is average...

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Average Paradox

The paradox of the average not knowing that they're average, meaning that if someone knows that they're average, it makes them not average.

John: Man, I'm so smart; I'm aware that I'm average
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.

by Java-man50050 October 21, 2020

Average For Honor Player

someone who says they are good at the game but then once an other character uses some form of attack they immediately say "GOOD JOB GOOD JOB GOOD JOB" in the quick voice chat then cry on the forums the little bitch they are. they have an incredible hatred for Black Prior and Orochi or any samurai character at all really, if you say the latin word for incredible at any time around them they will grovel at your feet and worship you as a god.
they also most likely use Reddit.

hey how was your first time playing for honor?

well i was called a racial slur by the Average For Honor Player after using a bash as Black Prior

by Dom fuckin dies January 16, 2021

ayeeah

Ayeeah is a girl that will always stick to your side no matter what she is a great friend and would make a great best friend

Ayeeah is my best friend

by Drxppy.04 April 11, 2021

Average Nordonia family

The up most bland white family who’s kids go to Nordonia schools who like to hang out with their kind on Thursday’s and Sunday’s. The average Nordonia family owns a 200,000-300,000 thousand dollar house and lives in a largely populated development. They regularly help out with school fundraisers because they have no other fucking extracurricular things to do. When hanging out with (a) Nordonia family(s) they tell so many terrible jokes you want to use the electric chair for your execution method, you will be bound to be added to one of their thounds iMessage group chats

Person 1: “Why is there so many family’s at our school fundraiser”
Person 2: Oh, that’s a Average Nordonia family

by Rj194 May 31, 2021