You better corona distance yoself before I slap that shit out of you for your snarky comment. To tell someone to back the fuck up out of your space real quick like.
by TherealZB May 27, 2020
Get the Corona distance yoselfmug. See dick punch.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
Get the Long Distance Dick Punchmug. Being a dick from a distance, is what Zooming into a meeting gives you. Basically being able to say things to your co-workers that you would never say to their face.
Dude, did Jim just call me that? Seriously?
Nah, that douche is on Pacific time, he's just being a dick from a distance.
Nah, that douche is on Pacific time, he's just being a dick from a distance.
by OnlyCW July 21, 2022
Get the dick from a distancemug. To have failed as the "fail whale" has.
"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"
"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"
"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"
by dannyjeffers October 11, 2008
Get the harking in the distancemug. by Sexy Billy October 25, 2017
Get the distance discordmug. When someone looks hot from a distance but when you get close they are almost always a butterface or hat hot or horse faced but that's harder to see from far.
"Oh man I thought that girl was fine but when she got closer she was hottie from a distance."
"OMG look at that hot guy."
"No, I know him, he's hottie from a distance. When he gets closer you'll see."
"OMG look at that hot guy."
"No, I know him, he's hottie from a distance. When he gets closer you'll see."
by Tarbrow November 27, 2013
Get the hottie from a distancemug. by The real alix August 3, 2023
Get the Distance Climbmug.