eat my dick! ❤️

the only correct way to respond to someone who offends / annoys you. good when used in typing / texting. (see example below)

Person 1: I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️
Person 2: eat my dick! ❤️

by efries75 October 17, 2022

Suck my dick o'clock

The time that you are the most horny. Girlfriend/boyfriends time to suck your dick for no reason.

Omg babe it suck my dick o'clock you should probably get on that ;).

by Lechonputa2000 June 21, 2019

why is my dick out

"Why is my dick out" is used when in a public restroom or some other place where your dick would be out. It causes confusion in people around you.

*in a public restroom* Hey jimmy, "why is my dick out "?

by Dick boi September 22, 2017

stick my dick in a midget

A term of disbelief

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"

by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021

She Wants My Dick

A girl that wants to fuck

"that girl Isla, She wants my dick"

by Isla wants to fuck May 12, 2020

haha lick my dick

Something you say to your enemy.

Johnny: Suck your mum
Frank: Haha lick my dick
Johnny: enters severe depression

by Cloutchaser69 November 16, 2019

fuck my dick with a stick

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.

*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"

by thatguyathjs November 15, 2011