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Master of the Patron slightly resembling mario and a baller mustache !
Hey man have you seen aristeo?

Yea hes combing his mustache by the patron!
Aristeo by dora396 October 19, 2010
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the aristocrats

OK - for those actually curious, its ment to be an insult to an aristocrat (or in modern-day terms, the upper class). So the setup in modern context, a person committing a terrible act (be it sexual, obscene or essentially immoral) is questioned/apprehended by someone of authority. When the person committing the act is asked regarding what he/she is doing/had done or is asked to justify his/her actions, they'll say an ending punch-line of 'The Aristocrat's' essentially implying they are part of the upper class and what they just did is what the upper class (or an Aristocrat) normally do. The ending result is dark humor to mock the upper class and make the apprehended person appear witty.
Police (a.k.a the "Agent") :"Sir, you have killed innocent people, held hostage several others and have robbed 3 liquour stores after which you went on a drunk rampage and raped an small girl. What do you have to say for yourself?"

Person : The Aristocrats.

Aristocratic Hot-Carl

The act of expelling feces into a clean white silk glove and then slapping someone across the face with it.
Queen Elizabeth: Take that you Scoundrel! *Aristocratic Hot-Carl*

Nigel: My Word!

the aristocrats

1) A joke common among comedians, but usually not shared with a general audience because of excessive obscenity. The joke always begins with a family entering a talent agency and asking to show the agent their family act. The joke teller then improvises the middle of the joke with an act filled with profanity, bodily functions, incest, and any other obscene material the comedian can think of. At the end of the act, the stunned agent asks the family what they call it, and they reply with the punchline: "The Aristocrats!" The punchline is not as important or funny as the improvised description of the act.

2) The funniest fucking joke in the entire universe.
"Did you see that new documentary about the Aristocrats? It's the funniest fucking joke in the entire universe!"
the aristocrats by Gooseberry107 August 29, 2008
Arista is a unique name given to a unique girl. She cares for others more than she cares for herself. She is insecure, but she is beautiful. She is very crazy and hyper at times. And caring and sensitive as well.
stranger 1: "look at that girl smiling over there."
stranger 2: "She must be an Arista."
Arista by bubushka November 17, 2014
Is a Hispanic female. She can be obnoxious, selfish and plain rude. But at the same time, she's a sweet and loyal friend who truly cares and listens. Did I mention beautiful?
"Hey, look at that girl!"

"Oh yeaahh, that's Arisay."
arisay by HerSugaMami November 18, 2013