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Andres is a bitch and the name Andres should be considered a massive red flag.
"Fuck Andres" -Anthony
"Yeah fuck Andres he smells like a bitch" -Noah
Andres by RingTail1 October 15, 2021
Usually has sex with his sister and is usually from Columbia and makes jokes about him having intercourse with your mom or sister and saying you don’t have a sister you’ll have one in 9 months and says HOT and said “hardness is temperary and virginity is forever”
“Andres has sex with his sister
Andres by El doritos November 1, 2021
He has a huge schlong and is so sexy he gets all da bitches on his dick
damn Andres is here we might as well leave there ain’t gonna be anymore pussy left
Andres by sibsg November 21, 2021
He is a good guy who only tries to flirt with young ladies, he is normally a barman, who is attracted by a girl called Marta. He likes motorbikes and soending his money in stuoid things.
Andres
Andres by Thepussybreaker November 22, 2021
He’s a tall, handsome, brave, and romantic man. He is lover not a fighter, but he fights for what he loves! He’s the creative type: music, photography, and anything digitally creative. Loves to make everyone laugh and seems to be an attractive asset. He can have a conversation with pretty much anything that moves. He’s a family man and an amazing lover to his lady. There is no one like him. If you have an Andres in your life, keep him in your life, he’s one of a kind.
When I grow up I want to be like that guy, Andres!

Damn, girl, when am I going to find me an Andres!?
Andres by LeticiaPikachu5 November 22, 2021
Andres is like the dude from the most interesting man in the world commercial. He is always dressed to the nines, gets the hottest girl, can build anything, works hard but love to enjoy his beer at the end of the day. Chicks love him guys wanna be him the end!
Andres is cool as fuck!
Andres by Brown_ Eyed Girl November 22, 2021