Double-Agent Troll

A troll who is trolling but trys to hide his troll by being on the guy he's trolling's side!

Your best friend is trolling you, and you know it, so you decide to troll him without him knowing it, while he still thinks he is troling you. This is an example of a Double-Agent Troll.

by DaMasterTroll October 16, 2011

clean access agent

The worst possible invention on college campuses. A security network designed to torture college student accessing school internet. Despised by all who use it, and has often been said to be invented by the devil himself.

girl 1: Dang, clean access agent froze my comp again!!!

Girl 2: I know, it logged me out!! Had to restart the whole comp.

Girl 1: The happiest day of my college life will be when i graduate an no longer need this piece of s***t software.

by belle16 March 11, 2009

secret agent

A sex move made up by Alex waterman. Make a "gun" out of your hand and then do the same with the other hand add them togethor and insert it into the vagina and rub cliterous with thumbs

i gave that bitch a secret agent

by Nik Lund June 16, 2005

LP Agent

An agent of a merchant or a retail corporation who specializes in the investigation, arrest, and prosecution of shoplifting and other theft related crimes. These agents are typically designated as Loss Prevention (LP) Agents.

The other day my friend was chased down and tackled by two LP Agents for stealing some jeans at the mall. Now he's in jail.

by LPguy101 April 23, 2014

0007 Agent

When your special agent Call of Duty skills equal 0007 across the board.

"Carson's bad at Call of Duty."
"Yeah he's a 0007 Agent. 0 Points, 0 Assists, 0 Kills, 7 Deaths."

by warghh August 6, 2010

Road Agent

In the Old West, a highwayman. Also called an owlhoot.

The shotgun rider on the stage kept a keen eye out for road agents.

by OrthodoxQuaker March 16, 2011

estate agent

A highly stupid non-professional white collar worker with a complete absence of communication or organisational skills. Able to charge a fee for either doing f*ck all, delaying every transaction or movement involving property, or just generally being an annoying c*nt. Couldn't organise an explosion in a bomb factory.

"Quick, reload your high calibre rifle, there's another one of those estate agent c*nts trying to mug that blind, deaf and dumb pensioner"

by j_w_pepper October 3, 2005