advanced cretinism

study and science of a people sociologically, grammatically, linguistically, and/or spiritually "challenged"; specializing on those who are out and out ignorant. ie; those not caring whether they are "smart", or even worse; those who are sure they are! (science of the not so fully developed brain!)

why do you like to speak like a fucking redneck john? -didn't you know? i mastered in advanced cretinism!! -oh, sorry!!

they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.

one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!

by michael foolsley February 8, 2010

Advanced Basic

When someone acts very basic, but they do not have the basic attitude.

Girl 1: "Wow she is so basic."
Girl 2: "Nah, she does basic things because she likes them, not to fit in. She's advanced basic"

by herp_thederp July 23, 2014

Adamantium

A hard metallic alloy that was invented in the late 1980's by musical pop-star Adam Ant.

It is often melted down and applied as a type of hair mousse amongst image conscious musicians to produce a "big hair" look that is not only functional but is also completely resistant to moisture, heat, radiation, acid, hurricane force winds and small arms fire.

Hey Rogue, how do you get your hair to do that?

I put adamantium in it.

by NephilimNexus March 8, 2009

advanced computer applications class

The dumbest and second most pointless class in school besides Geometry. Judging by this site, ya'll need it. It is another excuse to take a 45 min nap before you have to go to lunch and get bitched at.

Hussy wake up!
oh shit the computer apps teacher is bitchin' again

by Geena Davis May 3, 2005

Advanced Life Support

in new york it's a paramedic (EMT-P) or Critical care tec (EMT-CC) the abbreviation is ALS and it can also mean

Ain't Lifting Shit

thats y i have EMT's and i went for my Advanced Life Support

by emt121 December 21, 2009

Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage)

The tendency to bitch about everything god created on this earth. At this point the virus is so advanced it is literally an understatement describing it as bitchiness. It is better defined as Purely Concentrated Habitual Bitch-Ass Nigganess. Once here, there is no cure you're fucked and doomed to complain, bitch, and moan about absolutely everymuthafuckinthing.

Anthonyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! You left me for dead!!!
Dude oh my god are you finished with my essay?
I gotta work in the morning man...
Chucky Cheeses, Chucky Cheeses, I want Chucky Cheeses.
When I was at the hospital you guys left me for dead.

All the above are Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage) symptoms

by Zayyyy July 3, 2011

adamant

Debating the age old, much deliberated issue, as to who came first, Adam or the ant?

Are you adamant that Adam came before the ant?

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008