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Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action 

When during a sloppy blowjob the blower gags twice then vomits profusely, whilst tossing their head back, either causing a mess or an orgasam. The 4 Billion referring to how many nightmares the blowee will be having.
"Damn bruh last night my girl gave me the Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action".

"Really?"

"Yup. I took her off my life insurance."

pump-action yoghurt rifle 

noun.

A bloke's spam dagger. also known as a single-barrel pump-action yoghurt rifle
I extracted my love length from her fanjita and took aim at her balcony. Then I unleashed the full, merciless, fury of my pump-action yoghurt rifle and left her with a full splow necklace.

all talk no action 

Saying something to somebody but not going through with, being all talk and no actions happening.
All talk no action : A guy says to a girl "We will go on that date on Saturday. I'll pick you up at seven", yet he never pitches up, being all talk and no action.
all talk no action by Daisy12 September 18, 2013

Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle 

A gentlemen's love length, with which he can go hunting on the range of two peaks. He can also go shooting on the 'Quim' battlefield.
'....while my Grandfather was stationed in India, he went walking in the nearby forest, whilst he was walking he stumbled across a fine young native lady, equipped with what he liked to call 'Two Juicy Marmadukes'. Being the man action that he was, he did what any real soldier would do in that situation. He quickly whipped out his 'Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle' and quickly gave her a good going over, leaving her like a painter's radio....'

PUMP ACTION YOGURT GUN 

THE male organ ,used to produce. The penis, man-gina, twat-cicle, cock,dick.
"SHE loves to play with my PUMP ACTION YOGURT GUN"

Girl on girl action 

Every mans (or lesbians) dream of seeing on HD t.v., or even better, in real life.
Man 1: Did you see what was on t.v. last night?

Man 2: No, what was it?

Man 1: You missed some really hot girl on girl action!!!