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Aaroned

Just fucking being aaron, thats literally it
You really aaroned that up
by Pissoffmate November 5, 2018
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Aaron

He is a guy that freaks about everything.
He also explains stuff over and over again until it drives you insane
Guy 1: Why did he get fired?

Guy 2: It's because he was in his first month. He got caution in his first month which made him get fired. If you get a caution in you're second month then you're fine, but if you get a caution in you're first month then you get fired. Do you understand?

Guy 1: So you can't get a caution in you're second month?

Guy 2: No! Let me explain again. It was because he was in his first month. He got caution in his first month which made him get fired. If you get a caution in you're second month then you're fine, but if you get a caution in you're first month then you get fired. Do you understand this time?

Guy 1: So you can't get a caution in you're first month. What happens in you're second month?

Guy 2: I told you! If you get a caution in you're second month then you're fine. He was in his first month. If you get a caution in.

Guy 1: SHUT UP! I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU! YOU'RE SO LIKE AARON!
by Lykeen1 January 12, 2012
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Aaron

Male, human, huge cock. An alligator on your mom's living room couch when he gets going. Probably your sisters too ;) hi matthew
by Hary Baals March 13, 2019
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Aaron

A narcissistic, abusive, egotistical thief who believes he's a God to both men and women. He will play with your head and your heart, make you believe he loves you and even make plans for marriage with you, only to ghost you and act like you never existed. He tells everyone he's a victim of abuse and plays the poor little me card.
Aaron is a pussy ass bitch
by b-right812 October 18, 2019
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Aaron

The biggest douche of all time. Tends to lie constantly. Ghosts you out of nowhere on and off after knowing you for years and promising you that you are the one for him. Constantly says you guys will work out. Causes a lot of pain.
I hate your guts Aaron.
by That_one_ginger_ninja2711 November 5, 2020
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Aaron

A stupid fucking Idiot who knows nothing and no one likes him
by John thicc March 10, 2019
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Aaron

The inventor of many things such as the frequency powered car. When everyone was using their cell phones to shrink body parts with bad apps he yelled out "why dont they use this to power a motor" A loyal and devoted friend with a big penis. None of the other definitions said he was a family man. He is very family. He is an animal lover. He works hard and plays harder. He doesn't use drugs or abuse alcohol. He is very attractive with his manly arms. also he likes to swim and play sports. he is extremely intelligent. He is somewhat political and loves music. anybody that hurts him quickly realizes they are making a mistake because of hurting such a christian. he loves to ride motorcycles and drive. he is also an artist. he is not a cunt or having a bad background. he has tons of talents and many hobbies. he is great with kids and is the perfect husband.
guy 1: "Is that Aaron?"
girl 1: " damn hook me up!"
guy 1: "I'll introduce you"
by hands off July 5, 2018
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