Taxi Cab Theory

Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.

If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.
Travis Scott left Kylie Jenner after years, but married Jojo Siwa. This is the taxi cab theory.
by yougboxb April 15, 2024
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Cab

A person who is lame. They tend to always flake or be unreliable. They can also sometimes kill the good mood. “Stop being a cab, and let us live a little!” “Don’t trust that guy, he’s a cab”
by Diamonds and Roses July 25, 2019
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Cab

An evil metaphoric vehicle used when breaking up.
Dude, did you hear? Bob took a cab and now Bill's all alone, poor guy...
by blahblahblahhhh January 15, 2009
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Cab

That girl is so cab!
by Goat5af August 19, 2017
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cab

(n. or adj.) 1. stands for cunt ass bitch. 2. an insult.
Ew. That girl is such a cab.
by torquemada:D May 4, 2011
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crew cab ranger

The opposite of a minivan: 5 in the pink 2 in the stink
She couldn't handle a minivan so she switched it to a crew cab ranger so she could could take it all!
by Miss Mona February 21, 2025
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taxi cabs for fleas

We went to the Dapto Dogs to watch the skinny taxi cabs for fleas run around the track
by #elizabethan2010 October 29, 2017
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