steamy joe

When you take a dump in a coffee mug, and you melt it in the microwave. Once it is molten and steamy, you use it as lube with a sexual partner.

Emily and I woke up at the crack of dawn and did a nasty steamy joe before going to meet her parents

by Mark T-Pain June 9, 2024

Steamie Johns

Eric "Dude, where in trouble."

Dan "Steamie Johns... steamie johns."

by deeplmao September 13, 2018

(Noun) Rhymes with Creamy Shaker. When one shits in a pot, heats it up, then proceeds to use it as lube for a vibrator.

What’s your kink? “You ever give a Steamy Quaker?”

by OfMiceandMensch March 20, 2019

Shoving fresh steamed green beans into someone’s ass and then eating the steaming beans out.

“Jay is such a creep, he asked me to do a steamy reamy after the party last night.”

by jimmycyrus September 14, 2022

Short for "steamy pile of dogshit"
Often used in gaming to describe one's epic gameplay

"how did you die?"
"Idk man, kinda steamy rn"

by JoeNutus February 17, 2022