Moss

Someone who is a know it all but when challenged on a topic they profess to be a genius about they can't front up - just like moss they have no depth / roots

He's moss

by Busface February 13, 2015

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moss

the most beautiful human ever.

did you hear about moss? they're my favorite!

by moonymagic May 19, 2021

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Moss

To turn something technical off and on again.

This laptop is really not behaving right, I'm going to Moss it.

by Technobable January 22, 2021

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Moss

The best block in minecraft

Friend 1 : oh jeez where did they go
Friend 2 : (over phone call) MOSS!!!
Friend 1: …they found moss…

by You_Lost_The_Game July 3, 2023

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Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.

Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?

by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021

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Teeth Moss

You jast ate a fat buger aaaaaand you aint brush dem teets. A layer of a combination of left over foods and random things throughout the day that stay on your teeth and have the consistency of moss. You can scrape it off with your finger nails or the strongest muscle in your body... the tongue. (its actually the butt and thighs, but we wont talk about that)

Gal 1: damn my teeth moss is thicc today, it could last me all winter!
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.

by Poopymcpissson June 9, 2021

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