Porridge gobbler

A jock. A scotsman. A skirt-wearer. A tight-fisted gobbledegook-talking cunt!

You'll never see him buying a round at the bar mate, he's a fuckin' porridge gobbler!

by Theoutlaw. April 28, 2008

Cock gobbler

Pronounced:(Cawk gawb-blur)

Mainly a woman that sports a double chin and enjoys sucking cock. Like a turkey, they strut around jiggling their neck in search of a cocks to gobble.

Double chins are directly proportional to Value Meal intake of cock gobbler.

"Man, I have never seen as many Cock Gobblers as I have seen today up at McDonald's."

by Turkey ball November 7, 2012

cob-gobbler

When you ferociously devour a large penis in the manner of a starving person chowing down on a corn on the cob well drizzled in butter.

Man look at her go - your girlfirend is a champion cob-gobbler.

by MBlaster August 4, 2007

shit gobbler

Another word for a toilet. It is usually very dirty with plenty of left over skidmarks and stray pubic hair.

Grover the friendly troll with treacher collins syndrome left a smattering of drippy turds in his shit gobbler after eating at Taco Bell.

by Cheesedick Parade October 16, 2006

tit gobbler

When a women has a turkey fetish and becomes aroused when men make turkey-like gobble noises while sucking on her breasts.

Carla: "You really turn me on when you tit gobbler me."
Dan: "Gobble, gobble, gobble!!"

by Turkey Durkey fo Furkey September 16, 2009

ass gobbler

one who loves to eat ass, with no objection...

Let me eat that ass...im an ass gobbler.

by lightnluvly0414 March 19, 2010

bologna gobbler

Someone who specializes in the art of smoking bologna aka licking and/or sucking the penis.

Last night my homosexual friend was such a bologna gobbler becuase he was gobbling on bologna all night long.

by MIMOUSA February 24, 2006