by Ronny James September 25, 2017

the best person in the word!!!!! They need everything and they are so kind asf!! They need a slap on the ass cheeks and a big ol kiss!!
by BosCircus December 12, 2021

by pinocchiop biggest fan December 20, 2022

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself
"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"
-RORY
"Fig Newts"
-PAM
-RORY
"Fig Newts"
-PAM
by *PJP* October 31, 2011

A subtle insult, the equivalent of calling someone gay, or a fag, without insult to the sexual orientation, only as an insult.
by Demonic Fox March 31, 2015
