Tony

The name of 50% of Italian-American men. The other 50% are named Joe. The Italian immigrants couldn’t speak English, so when asked for their names, they just read the sign “To NY.”

Joe: Hold up, someone’s late to da Mazzarella family reunion! Is it Memaw?
Bella: It must be Tony! Remember, he has to drive here all the way from Tottenville.

by tatsuyaaa June 17, 2020

Tony

Referring to a situation in which you no longer have a chance. Comes from Tony Dungy, where "Dungy" is originally used in place of "done". Further creativity leads to "Tony"

Henry Nolte: "That guy just hit my girlfriend!"
Ethan Watts: "Oh hes tony for sure"

by SlowBucksSam November 22, 2019

Tony

Don't fuck with. Him or he will pull out his little friend

Tony is fucking crazy

by Tony fucking montana is crazy June 15, 2018

Tony

THE ULTIMATE FUCK BOY, disrepects girls that love him, has hooked up with one in every 3 girls at the bar (this number subject to change to 1 in 2 by next week)

Damn he actin like a tony right infront of his girl

by truthspeaker187 September 19, 2018

Tony

A total piece of shit.

Dint be a Tony.

by xuzkii April 19, 2021

Tony

A man who drinks a lot of alcohol and gets drunk as hell

Tony let’s get a drink . Tony : ok last drink hella lot

by Crackheadboy November 20, 2018

Tony

A sexy, inteligent, funny, and all around amazing guy to be around. When he falls in love there's no going back and will do anything to keep his girl. Amazing in and out of bed. Sweat person.

That Tony kid is so sexy.

He loves her. He must be a Tony.

by trueresults.com December 18, 2016