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rooster blood

What I have called Sriracha because of the rooster on the bottle and because little kids may think that's what it is.
Customer: Do you have any rooster blood for my tofu?
Waiter: What on earth do you mean? We are a vegan gastropub!
Customer: Sorry, I meant Sriracha.
by von groovy May 24, 2017
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Wet rooster

The act of wet farting on the pussy or cock to provide lubricant, then having intercourse
Janet was really dry and we had no lube. The only way to get my cock in was through a wet rooster. I tucked my cock behind my ass and sharted on it— then we were ready to go!
by Tavid Johnson August 27, 2022
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gammin rooster

when someone thinks there cool but aren't,when someone tries to be funny but isn't,or when someoneis being a try hard..Basically used to pay someone out..
kit."heh,z man look at my tattoos" zac"sure cunt,your a gammin rooster
by tatboy November 9, 2008
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Dirty Rooster

When a guy takes a picture of his penis with filthy hands with the tip touching the steering wheel
Oh girl, I just got send a dirty rooster
by Taylor5234 November 7, 2023
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Procrastination Rooster

When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.
It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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Shoot the rooster

When during a mfm threeway with the girl riding on top, and she starts to orgasm tilting her head back letting out screams of delight (as in crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to choke and cough.
Dude, the other night with Mandy, she was was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get to her to quiet down.
by Lahist March 7, 2023
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hidden rooster

1. Another slang term for a male dogs red rocket

2. A nickname for a sexual act with another person

3. A knife on the television show, Cutlery Corner
"Dammit! Bubba's hidden rooster is out again!"
by SirAlot May 21, 2017
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