Dirty Rooster

When a guy takes a picture of his penis with filthy hands with the tip touching the steering wheel

Oh girl, I just got send a dirty rooster

by Taylor5234 November 7, 2023

shoot the rooster

another way of saying "get er done"

I'm dying to go out drinking. buddy I'm gonna shoot the rooster tonight!

by Mike alonso January 10, 2019

Wet rooster

The act of wet farting on the pussy or cock to provide lubricant, then having intercourse

Janet was really dry and we had no lube. The only way to get my cock in was through a wet rooster. I tucked my cock behind my ass and sharted on it— then we were ready to go!

by Tavid Johnson August 27, 2022

Rooster syndrome

When on holidays or at a restaurant etc
The need to guzzle and shed of food to avoid waste

Rooster syndrome;
Rooster zoidberged down the left over rice, even though he was about to explode 😝

by Woodi1024 April 24, 2022

trap rooster

Any male with a body count consisting of 85% of the dope whores n puddle sluts in the 3 surrounding counties. He has no standards other than warm n breathing. Thinks he is cock of the walk. Normally found couch surfing or living out of a car. Usually a narcissist that believes all women want his dick n he shoulda been a pornstar. Has to have a bag of dope to pay the whores to just to b around n can't get hard without it.

Martin, Rock n Tater all trying to be trap rooster #1...I can see the feathers flying already.

by anonymous February 2, 2021

Rooster Tail

A fountain of explosive diarrhea, specifically shooting out of one’s ass while bent over the toilet vomiting.

I drank the water in Mexico and for Montazuma’s Revenge. I spent the night puking and rooster tailing. I feel sorry for the maids.

by West Coast Urbanite February 6, 2021

Procrastination Rooster

When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.

It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023