The Moses

A camel toe when a woman is on her period, signifying a parting of the red seas.

Sandy is definitely on her period right now and she's rocking The Moses splendidly.

by HarryElefante March 13, 2024

moses

she's just my friend, lookin ass
big simp, lookin ass
claims to have slip an ocean, lookin ass
suckin on chili dogs, lookin ass
never watched porn, lookin ass

moses likes like he eats ass

by gfd g j April 10, 2022

Moses

Moses from the red sea

Me: Hello Moses from the red sea!
Moses: dude for the last time, I WASN'T IN THE BIBLE

by Friend of moses February 20, 2020

Mose

A pretty cool guy. He's smart and also looks down on everybody else. Nice but a little bit judgmental. But will give you his homework if you ask.

1. I can't find my homework
2. ask Mose, he always will give me his

by Boudleaux November 11, 2020

Moses

Moses is a good brother and good friend you can always call or go to him for help he will always be by your side threw thick and thin

Moses is the greatest brother in the world and you are even lucky to have him as a friend and most people will say he is attractive or looks like a model but he is just a regular 22 year old brother

by Alice._.no November 21, 2021

moses

a ginger motherfucker who doesn't know what consent is or what empathy is or how to be a descent human being but claims he's a good christan. he also doesn't know how to make out and/or give hickeys. watch out for moses and/all gingers they all suck and are a leprechaun and like lucky charms.

oh look there's moses coming for your pot of gold while you are asleep, but make sure he doesn't get bored

by backseatboredjhonstonroom May 6, 2024

Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants

You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses

by Soft Steve January 31, 2012