mick hayes

A loser musician that makes real musicians look bad. He refuses to work, rips off widows, mooches off his wife, and starts gofundme projects so he can chase career waitresses, sit on his ass and hoard gear he can't use. He also demands you respect his artistry, literally his ego.

Guido the air guitarist mick hayesed a benefit and bought himself two mini coopers.

by Poserfanboy December 9, 2021

mick (gyros gf)

hot and sexy and gorgeous and beautiful and funny and comical and amazing and my fav person and gyros gf ig 🙄

zamn mick (gyros gf) is liek so hot omg marry me pelase

by punkpaulblart January 26, 2022

mick

mick (adj). calm/relaxed/mature. derived from the room (29/01/22)

vro was clowning niggas but i told em to be fucking mick.

by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022

mick

my annoying ass cat

1:Your cats on the counter!
Me: MICK GET THE FUCK OFF THE TABLE
Sidenote: Mick stood on my keyboard while writing this

by Séan Miller February 2, 2022

Micking

A made up word a spastic would use.

Antony used this made up word in response to to someone using the word mimicking.

by CrazyRandy April 19, 2022

Mick Mars

Former lead guitarist and one of the founding members of Mötley Crüe. Lives in Tennessee with his much younger gold-digger wife who is no doubt screwing the pool boy behind his hunched back. Is often regarded as the most well-behaved member of the band by people who don't know the truth, including the time he was arrested for fucking an 18 year old in the mens bathroom when he was in his mid 30's. Was a deadbeat absent father to his 3 kids, a severe alcoholic and opiod addict, has been married three times and has had numerous dysfunctional relationships because he isnt too bright and chooses social climber hoes to copulate with; though its safe to say his copulating days are now over. Hence why its ridiculous to believe his 40 year old ex model wife is with him for anything other than counting down the days to his death to grab his neglected children's rightful inheritance.

Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.

Who's that old guy with that department store mannequin? Oh that's just Mick Mars and his plastic "wife".

by BluntForceTrauma99 August 18, 2024

Mick

A drunken potato eating Irish bastard.

Look at that fuckin Mick over there.

by snigger4342342 October 27, 2025