Mariah Carey

The queen of Christmas that will defrost in Christmas, and she will come and get you for Christmas. But don't worry, she won't defrost until Christmas.
Ava, when it's Christmas Day at 12 AM, set a timer and when the timer sounds, go and lock all of the doors so that Mariah Carey won't get in!
by Zon’t Zo It March 12, 2023
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Mariah Brooks

Mariah is a girl who is a big fangirl of why don't we , Shane Dawson and her favorite animal is a goat . She is also very wierd and has no self confidence what so ever ... She is also a good best friend ... She is kind and will share food with u whenever u want .
Mariah : OMG LOOK AT WHY DON'T WE THEY LOOK SO HOT

holly : no eww just stop it Mariah Brooks

MARIAH : uhhhh ur so boringggg

Holly : can we listen to xxxtentacion

Mariah : yasssss
by Basicfangirl November 27, 2018
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Mariah Tax

This is an annual 8.3% tax deducted from everyone's lifetime and given to Mariah Carey.

Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.
Emily: "Wanna go to Florida next week?"
Joseph: "Let me check to see if I have any leftover time after this year's Mariah Tax."
by just like honey May 30, 2022
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Mariah P

Mariah is a very sweet girl but can get mad very easily so don't lie about her she hates it she loves all animals loves anime characters. She hates bully's of course.
Mariah P loves anything! She gets mad easily-So dont get her mad
by Remiwashere September 14, 2021
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mariah guyer

Mariah is an amazing girl that will love you forever even when she is mad. She is a girl that keeps her boyfriend for a long time
Mariah Guyer plays basketball and soccer but loves soccer more
by people these days December 15, 2017
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Mariah Jones

Very Very PERFECT!!!!
some dude: yeet. wheres Mariah Jones
another dude: perfection
by spicybum February 04, 2021
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Dirty Mariah

Causing extreme bodily harm to your dick in order to tongue punch someone's sweaty fart box
“I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass and then cover it in hot sauce just to get the chance at a dirty Mariah
by Msingh514 April 04, 2020
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